wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

Ice skating for the first time

sodamnrelatable:

When you try to have a cute laugh:

sodamnrelatable:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

then everyone stares at you like:

(Source: ohsoloveleigh)

stout-shako:

when u accidentally send a reply to a friend too early

(Source: fixitfelix-jr)

(Source: geniusofthehole)

forgettingfilm:

stephensexual:

sheamusfan1673:

thepoeticpony:

exospherica:

ravenbow:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

lxii:

paolofab:

angeeewa:

bellumpax:

THIS IS THE CUTEST TRASH CAN I HAVE EVER SEEN

OMG WHAT DID I JUST SEE THAT WAS ADORABLE

dude got some advice from a trashcan

Can I just have the job of voicing this trash can?

DSKJLFKJLDKDJSLKJ

I WANT THIS TRASHCAN IN MY LIFE

someone make a cartoon of this show right now please now NOW

I remember when I saw this at Disneyworld omfg auoadhoushduas

DID THAT FUCKING TRASH CAN. JUST HELP A GUY TO PROPOSE?

every one needs this trash can in their life

i don’t reblog vids but that was fuckin amazing baha i loved it!!

That is adorable. Disneyland needs PUSH. 

(Source: backin15minutes)